Couch's /m/Quest - The Authorized Archive

Welcome, fellow subprocessors, to Chief of Endorphin Adjustment Haken's archive of our series of /m/quest communique, chronicling our nanite cluster's actions within the body of one Lydia Salinas and further beyond.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/4413285
EPISODE 01: We exist. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/4424137
EPISODE 02: We exist, inside a collegiate female named Lydia. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/4445309
EPISODE 03: We exist inside Lydia, and we're pretty sure some creepy mofo named Cunningham knows, if he didn't put us there. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/4488982
EPISODE 04: We exist inside Lydia (and now also a fern), and one of the subprocessors (read: me) wants to show our gratitude with steaming sensory sex. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/4552603
EPISODE 05: We're at the arcade with Lydia. Her friend Tricia likes what we've done with the place. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/4642511
EPISODE 06: Someone knows we're inside Lydia, and might endanger both her and us for it. Someone ELSE is taking time off from her OWN quest thread to enjoy the show. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/4814318
EASTER SPECIAL: Suddenly, we've given the POV controls to Lydia. And she's fighting robot dragons in a bunnysuit. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/5161871
EPISODE 07: It lives. Now with dynamic POV and resource point-earning action. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/5374072
EPISODE 08: No seriously, it lives this time. What do (now with taser hands)?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/5683130
EPISODE 09: After interference from a wet and sloppy introduction into our second human host, we're back and kicking it old-school. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/5709446
EPISODE 10: Tricia-cam has been enabled. What do?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/5760107
EPISODE 11: Lydia seems to have stumbled upon another of those guys who JUST KNOWS about us. What do? (And don't say horribly inefficient things like "convert Lydia's uterus to a drone plant like you did last thread.)

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/5818445
EPISODE 12: Bee Drones. My God. What do?