SRW Quest: A Sciencegar Sciencebolt Joint

 

Yeah, it's kinda like that

The first 30 (plus trollfests and premature deletions) episodes of Sciencegar Sciencebolt's SRWQ, the most over-the-top quest thread this end of /tg/.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4415513
EPISODE 01: /m/, meet Shadow Mirror Katina. Shadow Mirror Katina, meet the Original Generation cast making your exodus to their world go horribly wrong.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4419117
EPISODE 02: Katina, meet Arado. What's that, you say, you already killed your world's Arado? This might get interesting.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4420922
EPISODE 03: Taking on fresh enemies in a beaten-half-to-death R-Blade was a bad idea. Katina, meet RaiOh and Dumi. Meanwhile, things get weird as Axel tries to hold the line.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4426965
EPISODE 04: NEW ARADO GET! And also Kai is apparently Big Boss.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4429260
EPISODE 05: Arado reveals just why he and the other OGs had to cause a TIME PARADOX. Decade manages to shift the blame to Haken. Meanwhile, OG!Katina goes ballistic as SM!Katina is torn from the comfort of her bathroom brig.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4432887
EPISODE 06: While Dumi forges a tragic medical record for Katina, SURPRISE VILETTAQUEST. SM!Shine brings the foretold pain as Beowulf keeps busy being Beowulf.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4438663
EPISODE 07: Katina, meet ExcelLune. And also OG!Sanger and Ratsel.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4469339
EPISODE 08: Katina's growing harem needs room to exercise. A trip to Brazil is planned.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4472897
EPISODE 09: Katina, meet some of Lemon's bots. THAT LAST ONE TOTALLY DIDN'T SPEAK TO YOU DAMMIT

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4479556
EPISODE 10: Starting with a brief interlude as Axel and Lamia team up with the OG Kurogane to escape Beowulf. Joining them will be Ensign Mickey and Sir Brooklyn with his Awesome Vaisaga. And maybe OG!Excellen, once she finishes Einst Mind Molesting Beowulf.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4488105
EPISODE 11: Brooklyn and Axel wreck SM!Shine's prophetic shit as our heroes enjoy Mardi Gras and get a taste of SHUU SHIRAKAWA, DEFENDER OF EARTH!

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4496632
EPISODE 12: I dunno, something about a Black Knight and Shuu being awesome. Can't tell with a hundred fucking trolls clogging up the thread.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4500480
EPISODE 13: MARDI GRAS! WOO!

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4505042
EPISODE 14: Katina ponders the viability of the Shadow Mirrors' ideal of endless war as her evil plans are thwarted by sensible drinking habits.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4514805
EPISODE 15: ENSIGN MICKEY, NOOO! But it's OK, 'cause OG!Lamia wants to be a real girl! Also, SHINE GET

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4521053
EPISODE 16: The line between Shadow Mirror Katina and Kamen Rider Desu continues to blur.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4529353
EPISODE 17: Katina has a cunning proposition for Van Vat Tran and his special Guest. Er, Inspector. Surprisingly, Latooni also has a proposition for Katina.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4535326
EPISODE 18: Duel at the Earth Cradle! Wodan Ymir makes Cry Wolves cry fowl!

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4542276
EPISODE 19: The Wildrauptier catches Machine Cells on its shoe. Sciencegar catches a ban.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4546141
EPISODE 20: Kai lets us in on the true nature of the new and improved Cry Wolves. Sophia Nate lets us give her another option. Haken lets us know he's being Haken as usual.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4555698
EPISODE 21: An incursion by the Hagane and Cry Wolves forces Katina to make a tough choice between preserving her anal virginity and getting the RaiOh back in working order.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4561293
EPISODE 22: Further proof that Sciencegar shouldn't make threads when weekend sagefags, ragefags, etc. are afoot.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4561764
EPISODE 22A: ...This thread's existence is a testament to the above. But at least the Cry Wolves left with the invadefags. Now we just gotta explain THINGS. To PEOPLE.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4567352
EPISODE 23: Off to the sea of stars...and another premature thread deletion.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4567794
EPISODE 23A: Take tw-OH YOU ASSHOLES.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4568972
EPISODE 24: Kold-tested, moot-approved-ish! Katina and Star Team's orbital thunder run wraps up, and yet another bone (read: half a skeleton) is thrown to the "Dumi = Duminass" crowd.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4581193
EPISODE 25: Even in Shadow Mirror, O D E! Or DCD. Or nudity.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4588993
EPISODE 26: Katina and Dumi(nass) find some new friends aboard the White Star. And that isn't even counting the crazy bitch trying to make us morally accountable for destroying Balmar drones.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4596249
EPISODE 27: Confused Balmarian samples are confused, and agitated Balmarian leaders are agitated. Katina explains it all amid the escape from Neviim/Hellgate.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4603468
EPISODE 28: Dumi slips into something more comfortable as the gang slips into the atmosphere. But it seems Patricia Hackman's gonna get taken home by Judecca rather than Katina.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4608904
EPISODE 29: The gang lands in China and HOLY SHIT THAT CHOUKIJIN SHOULD NOT HAVE THOSE GREEN TENTACLES. UNLESS SM!IRUI HAS BEEN CANOODLING WITH THE EINST AND LETTING HAKEN TAPE IT.

http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/4614064
EPISODE 30: Can we really call it a Mexican Standoff when some of the participants are pointing tentacles at each other rather than guns? And can we call it a proper Elsewhere when /m/ keeps wanting to suicide the guy we're given control of?