>Foolishly request a TPT archive page anyway
Done and done.
http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/7239955 - Ch.1: A black-haired, tanned girlfriend in a Qubeley named Su. I can't see this going wrong AT ALL.
http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/7260815 - Ch.2: Never take up an Anaheim Electronics employee's offer of the Honeymoon Suite.
http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/7319328 - Ch.3: Going for a swim could only be worse if Damon Gant invited us.
http://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/7354357 - Ch.3.2: In which we go deeper. *BWOOOOONG*