"Cirno. I have a headache tonight. Do not aggravate it, or I'll pluck you apart to use as Revoltech joints."
"Naaaah, I ain't gonna do that. Got other plans."
"...that's a Gundam. Well, a Chinese bootleg one, at least."
"It doesn't say Gundam on the box, and I gotta call it SOMETHING, so it's Daidarabotchi."
"Ah, lead won't hurt you unless you eat it. And Daidarabotchi is not for eating, so there."
"Never mind that, the first thing 'Rear Fly Bird' does to Stellar is 'pump all his heart on her!' That sounds like something out of a 'Moriya Shrine Fellows' donation bonus video!"
"...I thought you still thought Sanae was a good girl."
"She is. But even good girls gotta pay the bills."
"Sharp objects: check."
"Let's bounce this bitch."
"Well, it certainly doesn't FEEL bootleggy...though the whites are a bit glossier than Bandai would have them."
"Yeah, still feels more like Daidarabotchi than Gundam. Gundam wouldn't have the rear pack binders flopping off at the slightest touch."
"Or the feet being so floppy. Y'think we should've swapped in some of our leftover legit polycaps?"
"Not sure if would've helped. Our stock's all from no-grades and Wing-era HGs; same tech level and wobble factor."
"...did it hear us?"
"Tch...a shield on each arm and Phase Shift on top of that...I'll have to break off and-"
*cough* "No. Hold 'im there."
"Break off from him! NOW!"
"ATAI RYOUDAN!!" *SCHIIIIIIING*
"His arm's clean off! ...wait, you're still spinning?"
"H-how's that even work against a robot?"
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"H-how'd you learn such a brutal technique?"
"Ah, what's it matter what I say I learned it from? Some family-values congressman with the movie industry up his ass will blame video games."
"That excuse stopped working around 1998."
"...oh, right, they'll blame Facebook instead. Support free digital enterprise - kill HR 1981 or your kids will become Sons Of The Patriots!"
"Suddenly, a political message. Are we SuperPAC-funded?"
"With this photo quality? HELL NO."